A Glossary of West Point Slang

compiled for the edification of candidates and cadets, their friends and families

Public Notice: this unofficial vocabulary is not authorized by nor affiliated with the United States Military Academy.

a glossary of West Point Slang
	compiled for the edification of candidates and cadets, their friends and families Public Notice: this unofficial vocabulary is not authorized by nor affiliated with the United States Military Academy. Reference Notes

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expression	definition
AA	Air Assault; an Army qualification that may be earned by cadets
AAA	Antiaircraft Artillery; a branch specialization in the U.S. Army
Abn	Airborne; an Army qualification that may be earned by cadets
The Academy	informal reference to West Point or USMA
ACU	Army Combat Uniform
ADA	Air Defense Artillery, commonly called "missile artillery"; a branch specialization in the U.S. Army
AFC	As For Class
AI	Additional Instruction
AIAD	Academic programs of Individual Advanced Development, such as foreign language, public policy, public administration, and international relations; usually related to a cadet's major, these academic opportunities are developed through the separate academic departments [cf: tutorial, internship, practicum, apprenticeship, understudy]
Aluminum U	the Air Force Academy (USAFA); also known as "Zoo"
AMI	morning (ante meridiem) inspection; the inspection standards for morning inspections
APFT	Army Physical Fitness Test
area bird	a cadet/candidate who is obliged to serve punishment by walking an 'area tour' on the GO ARMY quad
area tour	an assigned period of punishment, typically in one hour increments and generally fulfilled by marching in full dress
Army brat	the son or daughter of a career Army soldier
Art	History of the Military Art (ie: from Plato to NATO) [nb: not the study of military paintings and sculptures]
arty	Artillery; a branch specialization in the U.S. Army
ASAP	As Soon As Possible; at once, immediately, forthwith
A squad	cadet varsity intercollegiate team
ate up	in disarray or dishevelment
authos	authorization; permission to miss drill or other company training
AWOL	Absent Without Leave
BCT	Basic Cadet Training; boot camp
BDU	Battle Dress Uniform
beaner	short for bean head / beanhead, a Plebe or freshman, from the mandatory hairstyle
bean head / beanhead	a Plebe or freshman, from the mandatory hairstyle
beast	cadet basic training; from pronouncing the abbreviation "BCT" as an acronym
beast barracks	the location for basic training
beat the Dean	to pass an academic test
beat your boots	to walk-off punishment on the GO ARMY quad
Beverage Corporal	the Plebe responsible for distributing drinks at a meal
big bites	permission for Plebes to eat large portions, typically as a reward for exceptional performance
big brass rocket	to cheer during sporting events, at the cadets' beckoning for the Supe, Com, Dean, BTO, and the like; also known as "the rocket"
biological	female cadet (post-1976)
B.J.	fresh or lacking in respect; abbreviation for "Bold before June" from the time when Plebe recognition was the day before June graduation
blow off	to dismiss something; to ignore or not to worry about something, as "He blew off the assignment."
blow post	to depart without permission; also BPP
blue dart	the paper specifying demerits and/or area tours
blues	Army dress blue uniform; Army blue Class-A uniform worn by staff
blue-suiter	an Army officer wearing the blue Class-A uniform
Boat School	the Naval Academy (USNA); also known as "Canoe U" or "Small Boat and Barge School"
bogus	uncalled for audacity or temerity
acronym for 'Bend Over, Here It Comes Again'
bone	to study or strive for achievement
boodle	snack foods (eg: cake, cookies, candy, ice cream, etc) hidden during inspections
Boodler's	the cadet snack store [nb: defunct]
B.P.	Barracks Police, as performing janitorial or custodial functions
BPP	blow post privileges; to go AWOL
brace	a rigid form of attention, with head, shoulders, buttocks, and heels in alignment; also known as "strain" or "cranked"
brainiac	an intelligent person or one who learns quickly, especially one who uses their aptitude in perverse ways; by merging of 'brain' and 'maniac'
brown bar	the subdued reddish brown bar of rank for a Second Lieutenant
brown boy	the brown comforter issued for placement at the foot of the cadet's bed when not in use; preceded by 'red boy' and succeeded by 'green girl'
brutal	descriptive of a cadet who has become too inculcated for their own good, and to the detriment of others
BTO	Brigade Tactical Officer
Buckghanistan / Bucknam	field training scenarios at Camp Buckner
Bugle Notes	the handbook of the Corps of Cadets containing historical and required knowledge that's issued to fourth class cadets
bust	to reduce in rank as the result of a misconduct proceeding; to revoke the brevet appointment of a cadet
butt	the remains of anything, as the butt of a month, the butt of a tour, or the butt of a cigarette
butter bar	the golden yellow bar of rank for a Second Lieutenant
cadet	a subaltern in a training center, such as a Plebe, Midshipman, or Doolie; literally meaning "small head", as the younger son of a headman, chieftain, captain, or nobleman [cf: cadette]
cadetiquette	a contraction of cadet etiquette, being those social conventions for proper conduct and behavior; comportment, deportment
cadidiot	derogatory term for cadets, as of West Point or ROTC; by merging of 'cadet' and 'idiot'
calls	informal reference to hazing by upperclassmen (from the pre-Vietnam era)
camo	camouflage
Camp Buckner	field training area near The Academy (USMA); also known as "Bucknam" and "Buckghanistan"
cannon cocker	artilleryman, Artillery; a branch specialization in the U.S. Army
Canoe U	the Naval Academy (USNA); also known as "Boat School" or "Small Boat and Barge School"
carry on	to resume activity, to go about your business
cattle cars	buses bringing female escorts to Ike Hall for dancing practice and other socialization training
CBT	Cadet Basic Training; also a leadership tour for upperclass cadets
CDLT	Cadet Drill Leader Training, being a 30-day summer leadership course option as a subaltern (or "third lieutenant") with an active duty Army basic training unit
cdt	abbreviation of 'cadet'
century man	a cadet distinguished by a hundred (or more) area tour punishments
CFT	Cadet Field Training, being an 8-week summer course at Camp Buckner; also a leadership tour for upperclass cadets
Charlie Mike	phonetic alphabet for the initial letters of Continue Missions
chow	mealtime; food served in military facilities
civvies	civilian clothes; mufti
class godson	in the hoary tradition of primogeniture, the first son born to a member of the class after graduation
classmen	divided into Firstie, a first classman or senior; Cow, a second classman or junior; Yearling / Yuk, a third classman or sophomore; Plebe, a fourth classman or freshman; New Cadet (ie: during CBT); Turnback (re-admitted to the next lowest class)
CLDT	Cadet Leadership Development Training
cliff hanger / cliff hangers	a female student from Ladycliff, a school for women located just outside Thayer Gate; women who are earnestly seeking the MRS degree at Ladycliff [nb: defunct]
clothing formation	the assemblage and inspection of cadets in various uniforms, often designated sequentially as a form of harassment; proper name of "fashion show"
Clouds	Climatology 101
CME	Department of Civil and Mechanical Engineering
Coastie	any member of the Coast Guard Academy (USCGA)
cold	absolutely without error, as in "a cold max"
Colonel Nicholas's green hell	in-house calculus textbooks authored in a unique interpretation by COL Charles Parsons Nicholas, head of the USMA mathematics department (from the Vietnam-era)
Com / Comm	the Commandant of Cadets
commo	signals communication, especially by radio
COR	Cadet Observation Report
Corps of Cadets	the Long Gray Line of the student body attending West Point (USMA); consisting of four regiments (or eight battalions, with each containing four companies; Co A, B, C, D in 1st Bn, and Co E, F, G, H in 2nd Bn) [later extended to three Bns per Rgt]
Corps squader	a varsity or junior varsity (JV) National Collegiate Athletics Association (NCAA) athlete
Corps whore	a civilian female who has dated several different male cadets
Cow	a member of the second class; a junior [allegedly derived from cadet resemblance to bloated bovines and/or cows coming home]
CPR	Cadet Performance Report [nb: any allusion to cardiopulmonary resuscitation is not unwarranted]
Crab	someone who attends the Naval Academy (USNA); Midshipman
crossed idiot sticks	Infantry; a branch specialization in the U.S. Army
C-store	cadet store
CTLT	Cadet Troop Leader Training, being a 30-day summer leadership course option as a subaltern (or "third lieutenant") with an active duty Army unit
D	deficient; below average, as in academics
The Days	required knowledge for Plebes, detailing the countdown until the occurrence of specific events on the cadet calendar; signifying the duration to the next major event for the upperclass, and "a finite number for the end of eternity" for the Plebes (eg: "Sir, there are N and a butt days until XYZ event ....")
death from above	catchphrase for the airborne doctrine of vertical envelopment
death from within	catchphrase for food prepared and served in military facilities
DFL	Department of Foreign Languages
DI	Drill Instructor
dicked	being caught-up in one's own intrigue, blamed for or betrayed by another, or simply out of resources or options
digitals	camouflage uniform
dirt	the core geography or terrain analysis class taken by Yearlings / Yuks
dirt department	Department of Geography
Divisions / The Divisions	Old South Barracks; so-called because the companies were aligned vertically
DMI	Department of Military Instruction
donkey dick	the fuzzy black plume on the full dress parade hat (shako)
double-knock	a sharp pair of rapid door raps that's used as a signal preceding the entry of an upperclass cadet or tactical officer (TAC) into a cadet's room, which entry prompts a flurry of formal responses and reports; often a preliminary to harassment or some other special attention
DPE	Department of Physical Education
DPE&A	Department of Physical Education and Athletics
drag	a young lady whom a cadet is escorting, being so-called from the Old Army term for a spouse and dependent children [nb: further qualified as: "dragging pro" for a good-looking date; and "dragging D" for a deficient-looking date]
dress-off	the practice of removing all shirt wrinkles from the beltline; among New Cadets and Plebes, this requires a team effort
duke	the jockstrap (athletic supporter) issued to all male cadets on R-Day [nb: allegedly so-called after John "the Duke" Wayne, but it Has yet to see actual use in any cadet activity!]
dumb squat	any gross Plebe (from the post-WWII and pre-Vietnam era)
ejection seat	the last seat in the last section of a course, which may be occupied by potential Summer School candidates (from the period when all seats and sections were in class-rank order)
elephant	an ungainly or graceless cadet who cannot dance, especially one compelled to take lessons
EM	Enlisted Man/Men, assigned as staff
emerging leader	a cadet who earns a high position of leadership; usually used sarcastically
engineer	someone who is well up in studies, a cadet in the upper section in academic work; also, Corps of Engineers, a branch specialization in the U.S. Army
FA	Field Artillery; a branch specialization in the U.S. Army
farts and fetters	slang reference to the department of Arts and Letters, which is dismissively scorned as embodying unwarrior-like studies; also known as "hearts and betters"
fashion show	a form of harassment or punishment wherein the cadet dons, in rapid succession as directed for inspection, each of his complete uniforms, fatigue or dress, summer or winter, including field gear; properly designated 'clothing formation'
fatigue tour	one hour of punishment [nb: refers to duty, not uniform]
F.D.	Full Dress uniform
find	to discharge a cadet/candidate for deficiency in studies, conduct, or honor
First Captain	cadet commanding the Corps of Cadets,
Firstie	a member of the first class; a senior [derived as diminutive]
flanker / flankers	any cadet assigned to companies A1-C1 and G2-M2 during the post-WWII era, thus flanking the corps at parades; also, any tall cadet (from the Vietnam- and post-Vietnam era)
five and fly	an attitude expressive of a graduate who plans to leave the service as soon as his minimal educational obligation is repaid; the intent not to make a career of the military
500th Night	a celebration on the Saturday closest to five hundred nights before graduation; a banquet and dance during second (junior) year
flirtie / flirty	Flirtation Walk; the scenic walk where only cadets and their escorted guests may promenade
floater	someone looking for an open messhall seat; a person without a table assignment at a meal who stands under the poop-deck waiting to be seated
found	convicted of an honor violation
4-C	a deficiency report for a fourth class cadet
fried egg	insignia of the USMA, worn on the hat or shako
geek	an intelligent person or one who learns quickly, especially technical matters
get-over	someone who constantly and consistently escapes unpleasant duties
ghost	a Fourth Class cadet (Plebe or freshman) who hides in his/her room to avoid the upperclass, or to shirk duties; also refers to an upperclass cadet who is rarely seen around a cadet company
GI	Government Issue; property of the U.S. government (not to be used when referring to enlisted personnel)
gig / gigged	demerit; received demerits
Goat	a cadet rated in the lower sections, near the bottom of the class; the lowest ranking cadet at graduation [nb: traditionally, this individual receives a silver dollar from every classmate who outranks him at graduation]
going black	shutting down or closing down, by analogy to a computer shutdown [disengaged or disconnected, not covert or clandestine]
goldcoat / gold-coat	an enlisted tech working in Washington Hall
good boodle, white trou	a catchphrase said of anything good or positive in the offing
gouge	reliable information; apparently derives from older slang for "having the right answers to the test" (ie: cheating)
GPA	Grade Point Average (old 3.0 system pre-1980s)
GR	General Review; major exam or summary examination
grab some wrinkles!	an informal order to brace (from the appearance of the "cranked back" neck in this rigid form of attention)
Grant Hall Susie	generic reference to a young woman wishing to meet cadets
gray blindfold	exhibiting an extreme form of engrossment or preoccupation, insularity or self-absorption, but to an extent beyond reparable damage to one's dignity
gray goggles	exhibiting a vacant stare or a disoriented look that's caused by a lack of exposure to the outside world [cf: beer goggles]
gray hog	an extremely USMA-/USMAPS-oriented cadet; highly motivated
Gray Matter	a brief, weekly e-mail newsletter on West Point, its cadets and graduates; since re-named The Weekly Wrap-Up
Green Death	Plebe or freshman calculus
green girl	the green comforter issued for placement at the foot of the cadet's bed when not in use; preceded by 'brown boy'
greens	Army Class-A uniform worn by staff, commissioned and enlisted
green-suiter	an Army officer wearing the green Class-A uniform
gross	blundering; disgusting
gunner	the Plebe responsible for evenly distributing dessert at a meal
ham dodger	slang for the religious affiliation of Jewish cadets (from the pre-Vietnam era when worship was mandatory)
hamster	slang for chicken kiev, which acquired this epithet by a fancied resemblance to the plump corpses of small stuffed rodents, as served in the cadet mess
held report	explanation of report
Hell Cats	musicians who sound reveille and the calls
hive	a cadet standing in the upper 5% of their class academically; a cadet in the upper section in academic work; one who is well up in studies; to study hard, long and well [nb: class standing is calculated to three decimal points; seating order was formerly arranged (and re-arranged) by class standing (not alphabetically)] [v: urticaria]
holy roller	slang for the religious affiliation of Evangelical or Pentecostal cadets (from the pre-Vietnam era when worship was mandatory)
hooah	a response meaning 'yes' or 'I understand'
hop	cadet dance; compulsory training in etiquette and socialization for knuckle-draggers
hotel night	the one night a week when sheets are broken down due to laundry send-out; a routine that's commonly flouted
hours	a punishment served by a cadet by walking with their rifle or saber in Central Area on a weekend
HUA	a restatement of 'hooah', which response represents "Heard Understood and Acknowledged"
Hudson High	sardonic reference to West Point or The Academy (USMA)
Hudson hip disease / Hudson hips	symptomatic development of the hips and thighs of female cadets attending West Point (USMA); alternatively, ballooning of the hips and thighs of female cadets who gain weight while attending West Point (USMA)
Hudson theta	derived from the location of West Point on the Hudson River, and the Greek letter Theta's use as a symbol of a plane angle in geometry
IAD	Individual Advanced Development, including MIAD, PIAD, AIAD
idolater	slang for the religious affiliation of Buddhist cadets (from the pre-Vietnam era when worship was mandatory)
Ike	Eisenhower Barracks or Eisenhower Hall
Ikette / Ike-ette	a female, typically shipped in from another school, who frequents Eisenhower Hall for the sole purpose of picking up a helpless male cadet; a woman who's impressed only by the "man in uniform" image
intra-murders	slang for 'intramurals'
IOCT	Indoor Obstacle Course Test
IRP	the command: "Immediate Response, Please!"
it's better to give than receive	catchphrase for the philosophy appertaining to Plebe boxing
juice	electricity; the core Electrical Engineering class taken by second classmen or juniors (Cow)
Junior Bird Man	someone who attends the Air Force Academy (USAFA); Doolie
JV	Junior Varsity athlete
kaydet	authorized pronunciation of 'cadet'
kickin' the Dean's butt	to do well on a test or assignment
knowledge	information that all Plebes (fourth classmen or freshmen) must be able to recite to upperclassmen
late lights	cadet room lights on after midnight
limits	the boundaries on the reservation to which cadets are restricted
Lincoln monument	a putative Lincoln-head penny that's ostensibly buried face down somewhere under the Central Area asphalt, being the objective of a directed mission [nb: being a gesture of contempt during the Vietnam-era by Southern cadets to offset the newly erected statue of Ulysses S. Grant]
Long Gray Line	the Corps of Cadets, from the inception of West Point (USMA) into the indefinite future
lost 50s	the detached end of Scott Barracks, which is separate and distant from other barracks near the gym
Mac	MacArthur Barracks
mackerel snapper	slang for the religious affiliation of Catholic cadets (from the pre-Vietnam era when worship was mandatory)
magic carpet rider	slang for the religious affiliation of Muslim cadets (from the pre-Vietnam era when worship was mandatory)
Mahon-athon	the ten-minute race from a class on the third basement level to the next class on the sixth floor of Mahon Hall
marking your card	setting the sliding indicator, which is located immediately inside the barracks door, to show one's (intended) whereabouts; a procedure adopted after the Vietnam-era
match out	a gaming method (by flipping knives or throwing fingers) for winning leftover dessert or wagering extra duty assignments
max	maximum; a complete success, as to make a perfect mark in academic recitation, or to do something perfectly
Meals Ready to Eat	this field ration (MRE) is commonly re-named Meals Rejected by Everyone, Meals Refusing to Exit, and Meals Refused by the Enemy
MIAD	Military programs of Individual Advanced Development, such as Airborne, Air Assault, Sapper, and SERE
Middie	someone who attends the Naval Academy (USNA); Midshipman
minutes	the time remaining before a formation or inspection
Missouri National	a tune supposed to bring rain; normally sung before parades in hopes of cancellation
Mister Jackson	given name of the mule that serves as the Army mascot
morning fight club	informal referent for the mandatory boxing course
mountain climber	slang for the religious affiliation of Protestant cadets (from the pre-Vietnam era when worship was mandatory)
Mount Saint Mattress	dysphemism for Mount Saint Mary's, a nearby women's college
MRE	Meals Ready to Eat, a field ration
NCO	Noncommissioned Officer, assigned as staff
New Cadet	a cadet who is not yet officially recognized as a member of the Corps of Cadets (ie: during CBT)
Non-Com	informal for Noncommissioned Officer
the northern-most southern military school in the United States	West Point / USMA, being an allegation promulgated by native Southerners, who could not all attend the Citadel, Virginia Military Institute, or some other redneck university offering ROTC, and could not be induced to attend Norwich under any circumstances
OAO	One And Only; significant other; sweetheart, steady, betrothed, or affiance
OC	Officer in Charge, being a commissioned officer from the Department of Tactics serving as the Officer of the Day; also, abbreviation for Officer Candidate
OD	Olive Drab; also, Officer of the Day
Odin	the Scandinavian god to whom cadets appeal for supernatural intervention (eg: rain before parades, inspector boredom or blindness, invisibility to upperclass, etc)
OPE	Office of Physical Education
OPP	Off Post Privileges; authorized absence
Old Corps	the way things used to be at USMA (ie: "When dinosaurs roamed the plain...."; in reality, when the Firsties were Plebes)
Old Grad	someone who has graduated from The Academy (USMA)
100th Night	a celebration on the Friday and Saturday closest to one hundred nights before graduation; the final class event during first (senior) year, including parodies and skits of class
P	a professor; academic instructor; the teacher of a course or subject
PDA	Public Display of Affection; also, a Personal Digital Assistant (eg: Palm Pilot, Blackberry)
Physics for Poets and Lovers	the course on Physics Appreciation
PIAD	Physical programs of Individual Advanced Development, such as scuba and rock climbing
ping	the quick pace for a Plebe to walk (180 steps per minute)
pioneer	Engineer; a branch specialization in the U.S. Army
pip	an emblem of emulated rank or a badge of office bestowed upon subalterns in military training, especially metallic ROTC insignia
Plebe	a cadet of the fourth class; a freshman [v: pleb, plebeian]
Plebe Bible	"Bugle Notes", the handbook of the Corps of Cadets
Plebe Drowning	mandatory first-year swimming class
Plebe karma	traditional abuse, torment, and ridicule visited upon underlings by upperclass cadets who are merely fulfilling the obligations of customary hazing
Plebe quarter-mile	a timed evolution that requires that Plebes transit campus (from Arvin to Thayer), change uniforms (from PT to AFC), and report within the specified fifteen-minute passing period
plug and chug	required engineering course on steel design; derived from the mechanistic procedure of inserting variables into a template so as to derive the answer, wherein no understanding of the concepts is needed to formulate such an equation
PMI	afternoon (post meridiem) inspection; the inspection standards for afternoon inspections
Pointer View	weekly publication about cadet life and activities
police	to clean up, straighten up, pick up or discard
poop	information to be memorized; any valid or worthwhile information
poop-deck	the balcony in the USMA Cadet Mess from which orders are published (ie: read aloud to the Corps of Cadets)
poop-sheet	a page of information
poopster	a USMAPS candidate/graduate
pop it up / pop it out	admonition to push one's chest out, to stick out one's chest, an injunction to take pride in one's accomplishment; an informal compliment, being equivalent to "good job"
pop-off	to sound off in a military manner; a directive to sound off in a military manner
post	directive to "take your post" or to "assume (or resume) your proper position", as in formation or on guard duty
p-rade	parade
preppy	a USMAPS candidate/graduate
prepster	a USMAPS candidate/graduate
Pride of the Corps	part of the anatomy of George Washington's horse
pro	proficient, being above passing; also used to refer to attractive dates of cadets as likewise being "above passing"
promotion	to place a fourth classman (Plebe or freshman) on upperclass status
prop jockey	slang for the pilot of a propeller-driven aircraft, either rotary ("chopper") or fixed wing ("slow mover"), also known as "rotor head"; qualification for Aviation, a branch specialization in the U.S. Army [cf: USAF "jet jockey"]
pro word	a specialized procedure word used to improve communications
PT	Physical Training
pull out	to barely complete an assignment on time and meeting only the minimum standards
punch card	the meal ticket that each cadet presented for validation before being served; a pre-1990s practice
quick spec	fast memorization, usually rote, of course contents that are often forgotten shortly after the test; not always ephemeral
quill	the USMA Form 2-1 that's used to write-up cadets for improper performance; a report for delinquency
rabble rouser	cadet cheerleader
rack	cadet bed; also, to sleep
rack monster	whatever makes someone sleepy
Ranger	specialized infantry training in scouting and patrolling; an Army qualification that may be earned by cadets
rathole	dismissive characterization of a cadet's unkempt room
R-Day	Reception Day; date for reporting and registration at USMA
RD=FC	Rough Draft equals Final Copy; the art of completing a paper or project in one sitting
recognize	to place a fourth classman (Plebe or freshman) on a first-name basis with an upperclass cadet; a humanizing change of status that ends hazing and reduces harassment
Recondo	introduced by Commandant William C. Westmoreland, being a day-long challenge course of various infantry scouting and patrolling skills conducted at the end of the 8-week Cadet Field Training (CFT) course at Camp Buckner during the second summer
red boy	the red comforter issued for placement at the foot of the cadet's bed when not in use; succeeded by 'brown boy'
ring-knocker	a West Point graduate who flaunts such status, and attempts to exploit it [nb: USMA was the first school to use finger-rings as a unified symbol; obtained informally from 1835, then designed by a committee in each class after 1869; after 1917, each class ring must bear the USMA initials, motto, crest, eagle, saber, and other elements, although the stone is individual to each graduate]
RHIP	Rank Hath Its Privileges (and responsibilities)
rock	an individual who struggles in academics and "sinks" to the bottom of the class; "Rock Math" is the lowest section in Plebe Math
Rock-bound Highland Home	sardonic reference to West Point or The Academy (USMA)
the rocket	to cheer during sporting events, at the cadets' beckoning for the Supe, Com, Dean, BTO, and the like; also known as "big brass rocket"
Rocks for Jocks	Geology 101
Rock Squad Remedial Swimming	an additional class for Plebe non-swimmers
roger	a procedure word meaning "I understand", that's used to expedite communication
room con	confinement to quarters, as a punishment for breach of discipline
room orderly	cadet responsible for common areas during inspections
ROTC	Reserve Officer's Training Corps; a commissioning program in military science and geopolitics offered by select colleges and universities
rotor head	helicopter Aviation; a branch specialization in the U.S. Army
RTO	Regimental Tactical Officer. Also, Radio Telephone Operator; radioman or phone talker
rubbers	waterproof overshoes; galoshes
runt / runts	any cadet assigned to companies A2-C2 and G1-M1 during the post-WWII era, thus forming the center of the corps at parades; also, any short cadet (from the Vietnam- and post-Vietnam era)
sack	cadet bed; also, to sleep
sally port	the arched entrances into the barracks areas; from the gateway in fortifications
SAMI	Saturday morning (ante meridiem) inspection; the inspection standards for Saturday morning inspections
Sammy Bird	a tableau consisting of the syrup ("sammy") pitcher, salt and pepper shakers, and a napkin (from the post-WWII and pre-Vietnam era)
Sapper	specialized training in explosives and undermining for military engineers; an Army qualification that may be earned by cadets
Schimmelpfennig sauce / Schimmelpfennig's sauce	a palatable (if not savory) concoction created by combining some or all of the condiments on the table so as to adequately season the meal; originated to flavor military-style "turkey" (ie: hash) during the post-WWII era, it has since been eponymously christened to honor his resourcefulness
SERE	Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape training program, an Army qualification that may be earned by cadets; this 3-week course has been expanded to "Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape, Recovery" (SERER) so as to include rescue modalities
SF	Special Forces; a branch specialization in the U.S. Army [nb: Special Forces qualification tab (Q-tab) authorized 1984; Special Forces branch specialization (MOS) authorized 1987]
sham	to shirk; to avoid work or duty, to evade responsibility; to take the easy way out
short	close to graduation
the silence	the deliberate shunning or ostracism of someone believed to have transgressed or violated the standards of the group or corps in order to demonstrate disapproval or rejection; to boycott or eschew voluntary association with someone deemed dishonorable, unprofessional, or otherwise morally or militarily marginal
sinks	basement locker rooms
skinny	information; derived from the intramural tutoring in physics and astronomy that's needed for satisfactory course completion
skivvies	underwear, underclothing
slam	to impose a special punishment on someone for a serious offense
slug	a special punishment for a serious offense, which may result in a loss of privileges, special fatigue duty, walking punishment tours, or confinement to room during off duty hours; also, a lazy cadet, one who's out of shape, one who's not pulling his load, or one who's not doing his duty
slug-stopper	to barely complete an assignment on time and meeting only the minimum standards
smack / smackhead	someone whose unmilitary bearing is disgusting, especially a fourth class cadet
smirk	the facial expression indicative of someone trying to stifle a laugh; also, a smug or affected facial expression, often contemptuous or offensive
snake	someone who has or who will cut-in on dance partners at hops; to cut in
Soc Run	the mad dash undertaken to deliver an assigned Sociology paper before the deadline [nb: pronounced "soash"; not "sock"]
SOD	Senior Officer of the Day
SOG	Senior Officer of the Guard
Solids	Engineering Mechanics
SOP	Standing Operating Procedure; Standard Operating Procedure
sound off	to voice a response powerfully; to shout loud and clear, so as to be heard and understood at a distance. Also, to direct a cadet to reply or recite in a military manner. Also, to count off or count cadence
South Hudson Institute of Technology	sardonic reference to West Point or The Academy (USMA)
spaz / spazz	derogatory slang of the Vietnam-era for any grotesquely inept or awkward lout, for any clumsy or uncoordinated oaf, for any maladroit or despicable social misfit who repeatedly makes gross errors
spaznastics	slang for the mandatory gymnastics course
SP / DNF / DNA	marginalia remarked on English papers, meaning: Spelling error / Does Not Follow / Does Not Apply
spec	to memorize verbatim, as "to spec blind" [nb: to "blow your spec" is to completely forget, to go blank or space out]
spec and dump	to memorize material long enough to pass a test, then forget it
spoon up	to put in proper order, to clean up
spoony	neat and tidy in personal appearance
spoony button	a removable silver button on the white trousers issued to new cadets, which was presented to one's girlfriend as a token of commitment [nb: this tradition has purportedly been lost]
squared away	fit, ready, reliable; competent and well-prepared
square meal	to eat while sitting at 'attention' and using right-angle arm movements
Squid	someone who attends the Naval Academy (USNA); Midshipman
stack tables	stacking tables to the ceiling in the messhall
stagger desks	classroom directive to prepare for a pop quiz
Star Man	an academically-distinguished cadet/candidate
Stoops	the porch in front of Old South Barracks (aka: the Divisions)
storm	when said of things, a disordered condition; when said of people, a nervous haste
STRAC	Straight, Tough, and Ready Around the Clock; being organized and excellent, with an outstanding military appearance
straight	observant of the rules; organized, dutiful
streaker	a naked cadet, usually masked, sometimes disrobing enroute, who unexpectedly dashes (streaking) across the Central quad, as initiated during the Vietnam-era
Striper	a cadet captain
striper dog	slang for a cadet of high rank
subaltern	a subordinate, especially an officer trainee; formerly known as "third lieutenant"
Sugar Smacks	the USMA all-women's Plebe basketball team (1976 only)
Supe	the Superintendent of the U.S. Military Academy (USMA)
swim to Newburg	a form of hazing wherein a Plebe is directed to lay upon an alcove rail and instructed to "swim" until told to stop (from the post-WWII and pre-Vietnam era)
TAC	a tactical officer assigned to supervise the four classes in a cadet company
TAC NCO	a tactical noncommissioned officer assigned to supervise the cadets in a company
take boards	classroom directive to prepare to show work (eg: diagrams, equations, etc) on one of the ubiquitous blackboards
tangent	test score or grade point average (GPA) of exactly 2.0 under the old 3.0 system (pre-1980s)
tanker	Armor; a branch specialization in the U.S. Army
tar bucket	full dress parade hat; shako
TED	an intelligent person or one who learns quickly. Also, Tactical Eye Device
TEE	Term End Examination; final exams or finals; formerly known as Written General Review (WGR)
template	a device (stowed inside the hat) that's used to cut a cake or pie into any number of equal portions
Thayer Angle	the angle a saber makes on the hip of a female Firstie while dressed under arms
Thayer Week	a week with numerous graded events
tie up	to make a gross error; also, a cadet who chronically makes mistakes, who repeatedly fumbles and fouls up
tool	a cadet who knows all
Topo / ToPo	Military Topography and Graphics Department
tour	one hour's punishment walk on the area; also, a period of duty, as a fatigue or guard tour
trade school	a military service academy (eg: USMA, USNA, USAFA, USCGA)
Trophy Point	overlooking the Hudson River with trophies from the Mexican War
trou	trousers; also, a female cadet
turkey	slang for military-style hash, being diced cooked meat and potatoes that are browned together or reheated in gravy (from the post-WWII era)
Turnback	a re-admitted cadet sent to the next lowest class, especially a recycled Plebe
Tweedledum 'n' Tweedledee	any two persons who are nominally different but are practically indistinguishable; being as alike as a nearly identical pair, a twin set, or two peas in a pod
2% Club	informal league of cadets who have sustained a committed relationship with the same individual throughout their USMA attendance, from R-Day through graduation
2.0 and go / two-point-oh and go	the practice of meeting the minimum passing grade under the old 3.0 system (pre-1980s) accepted for retention and graduation
uniform flag	notice posted so as to communicate which uniform to wear, especially when the weather is doubtful
unsat	unsatisfactory performance; an evaluation or rating for unsatisfactory performance
USMA	United States Military Academy; West Point or The Academy
USMAPS	United States Military Academy Preparatory School; a preliminary course established for enlisted (EM/NCO) candidates to become West Point cadets
validate	to cause something to quickly disappear, especially contraband (eg: instantaneous ingestion of a confection)
victory lap	the extra year a Firstie (first classman or senior) turnback spends at The Academy (USMA)
walrus	someone who cannot swim
The Weekly Wrap-Up	a brief, weekly e-mail newsletter on West Point, its cadets and graduates; formerly known as Gray Matter
went-off	special attention from an upperclass cadet
WGR	Written General Review; final exams or finals; redesignated Term End Examination (TEE)
white tornado	a form of hazing wherein a Plebe is directed to devour every condiment on the table (from the post-WWII and pre-Vietnam era)
wife	cadet roommate
wig-wagger	signaler, Signal Corps; a branch specialization in the U.S. Army
wilco	a procedure word meaning "(I) will comply", that's used to expedite communication
Woo-Poo U / Woo-Poo-U	sardonic reference to West Point or The Academy (USMA); informal designation of West Point University
woops	the derisive sound made by members of other service academies when they see a USMA cadet or USMAPS candidate; purportedly derives from the noise made by the flying monkeys (which also seem to be wearing full dress West Point uniforms) in the film version of The Wizard of Oz
wopper	pronunciation of 'WOPR', a Written Oral Partial Review
WOPR	Written Oral Partial Review
the word	current information; the latest update
WPPA	West Point Protective Association; the ostensible gang of thugs that rescues any malefactor or transgressor to preserve the "honor" of the Long Gray Line or The Academy (USMA); a secret "old boy's club"
WPPWE	West Point Professional Writing Examination, administered during English course in compositional writing
WPR	Written Partial Review; major exam or midterm examination
writ	a written recitation; a written examination
write up / written up	to document the transgressions and deficiencies of a cadet, such that he/she receives demerits, possibly leading to walking the Central Area
yardbird	from the Old Army term for a convict, being anyone serving a term of punishment for deficiencies or infractions; also, from the Old Army term for a new recruit, being any marginal or incompetent person
Yearling	a member of the third class; a sophomore [deriv: horse aged over one year]
you fly, I buy	catchphrase meaning that "I'll pay for the food if you'll go get it"
Yuk	a member of the third class; a sophomore; derived as an epithet for the marginal appearance and comportment of cadets who have escaped the rigorous scrutiny of Plebe year, hence the contrivance of a euphemistic acronym: Young Upper-Klassman
Zoo	the Air Force Academy (USAFA); also known as "Aluminum U"
Zoomie	someone who attends the Air Force Academy (USAFA); Doolie; also, a West Point (USMA) cadet who was commissioned in the Air Force (USAF) from 1947 through 1976