You May Be A Taliban If ...
You may be a Taliban if ...
... you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
objection to beer.
... you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but
you can't afford shoes.
... you have more wives than teeth.
... you wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider
bacon unclean.
... you think vests only come in two styles: bullet-proof and
suicide.
... you can't think of anyone you haven't
already declared Jihad against.
... you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing.
... you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting-off roadside bombs.
... you've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done
with your cave."
... you have nothing against women, and think every man should
own at least one.
... you bathe at least monthly, whether necessary or not.
... you've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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