Kill for Peace
[nb: during WWII, the U.S. military proclaimed that the Imperial
Japanese were short, bandy-legged, nearsighted cowards and poor
jungle fighters; while the Imperial Japanese asserted that
American Marines had to kill their parents and eat their children
before becoming qualified, and were so crazed that they would
rape and murder all civilians ... both were quite wrong but many
never lived long enough to discover the truth]
I used to be an Infantryman,
until they discovered
that I could read and write.
I used to be a Paratrooper,
until they discovered
that my parents were married.
I used to be a Pathfinder,
until they discovered
that my infernal leadership
lacked suavity and refinement.
I used to be a Ranger,
until they discovered
that I didn't eat my children.
Now, I'm a Special Forceman,
because they don't care
if I can fart in cadence,
just as long as I will
kill for peace!
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