Military Recruiting Slogans
that have persuaded innumerable
Armed Forces enlistments
Join the Navy and see the world
... through a porthole!
Join the Navy and travel the Seven Seas,
cruise offshore and
embargo foreign shipping,
sail gunboats up any waterway and
wave the flag in any port and board any
vessel on the high seas,
form the haze gray yacht club, and
send non-members to Davy Jones's locker!
U.S. Air Force
Join the Air Force and see the world
... through bomb bay
Join the Air Force and travel far above terrestrial
move through the skies, closer to the stars,
down upon the little people and their small structures,
bomb 'em back to the Stone Age!
Join the Army and see the world
... through a barbed wire
Join the Army and travel to exotic lands,
sample foreign foods
and observe alien customs,
plot objectives and routes of
meet interesting people, and kill them!
U.S. Marine Corps
Join the Marines and see the world
... through a peep sight!
Join the Marines and travel to exotic beaches,
sand castles, defoliate the tropical vegetation,
sunbathers, and make every tourist excursion a nightmare!