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"Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes!"


Enlisted Men think that turning-off the lights is foreplay! ... and that it's a difficult lonely job, but someone has to do it!

Non-Commissioned Officers know enough sneaky tricks to get-around most defenses so as to seize their objective!

Warrant Officers get so preoccupied with the details that they forget where they were headed and why they wanted to get there!

Company-Grade Officers employ the tactic of frontal assault for the utter glory of hand-to-hand combat ... usually dying heroically on their bayonet!

Field-Grade Officers assign a staff-study, coordinate logistics, develop strategic alternatives, plan for contingencies, and before any of their grandiose operations can be executed, the objective is usually surrendered out of sheer boredom!

General Officers devote themselves to composing memoirs on their past exploits, and then beg incessantly for their pathetic fantasies to be reenacted!


What kind of a soldier are you?!






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