Are you lonely at work?
Do you feel isolated by your job?
Are you tired of the same ol' routine?
Are your awesome responsibilities intimidating?
Do you hate making irrevocable decisions?
Are you afraid of making mistakes?
Would you welcome some guidance or advice?
There's a simple solution:
... hold a meeting!
During a meeting, you can ...
drink coffee and eat cookies,
sketch caricatures and doodle squibs,
survey support and tally objections.
During a meeting, you can ...
interact and interconnect with,
interface and interchange with
units and organizations,
weapons and equipment,
tactics and strategies.
During a meeting, you can ...
interfere, interdict, and intercede with
ways and means,
people and practices.
Holding a meeting will
impress your colleagues and boost your prestige
while you wend your way to full retirement.
Holding a meeting is
a practical alternative to work.