My Last Jump
[tune of "Please Help Me, I'm Falling"]
Please help me I'm fallin'.
I'm out of control.
Left the plane at 10,000,
And started to roll.
I tried to get stable,
By arching my back.
I arched so hard,
I passed my back pack.
Oh I clawed at the ripcord,
Blind as a bat.
Got a hold of the harness,
Started jerking on that.
Then I grabbed for my chest pack,
With my left hand.
Please help me I'm fallin'
Into the sand.
I just passed 200,
Hurtling down.
The ants look like people,
Here comes the ground.
I hollered "Take pictures!"
As I augured in.
There's no more fallin'
For this is the end.
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