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My Last Jump

[tune of "Please Help Me, I'm Falling"]


    Please help me I'm fallin'.
    I'm out of control.
    Left the plane at 10,000,
    And started to roll.

    I tried to get stable,
    By arching my back.
    I arched so hard,
    I passed my back pack.

    Oh I clawed at the ripcord,
    Blind as a bat.
    Got a hold of the harness,
    Started jerking on that.

    Then I grabbed for my chest pack,
    With my left hand.
    Please help me I'm fallin'
    Into the sand.

    I just passed 200,
    Hurtling down.
    The ants look like people,
    Here comes the ground.

    I hollered "Take pictures!"
    As I augured in.
    There's no more fallin'
    For this is the end.






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