The officially accredited
Human Rights Commission
certifies the final
E X T I N C T I O N
of a purported Endangered Species.
After decades of diligent research into
alleged sightings, suspicious reports, and testamentary leads,
there is absolutely no evidence that a
"caring Drill Instructor"
has ever existed!

As benefit counselors ascribe all personal problems to societal defects,
as educators assign academic standards based on class composition,
as tax agents apportion all income and rewards as debt rebates,
as judicial inquisitors amend biased laws for political goals,
as game and land managers harass private property exploiters,
as postal inspectors confiscate illicit or pandered material,
as labor officials punish profiteering capitalism,
as commerce commissioners assail unfair trade practices,
as agricultural representatives seize prohibited foods,
as social workers stampede policy with untrammeled no knock visits,
as health careerists assault unsafe hazards for the public good,
as immigration servicemen spot check itinerants and travelers,
as forest and park rangers arrest polluting anti-ecologists,
as military personnel reinforce police raids,
as badge-flashers summarily execute violent suspects,
there's an on-going intergovernmental search for the scarce and elusive
"caring bureaucrat"
... so if you possess substantially authenticated evidence of
the continuing existence of this rare
Endangered Species
then destroy it, because no one will ever believe you!