Distaff Warrior

The John Wayne School of Sneaky and Dirty Tricks Camp MacKall, Pinelandia To all who shall witness these presents, be it known that ... [ name ] ... is a bona fide Distaff     Warrior Having successfully survived all of the command teas, coffees, luncheons, dinners, balls, and other social events; and having miraculously retained normal sanity, without resort to gossip, envy, or jealousy, in the loyal and diligent discharge of her wifely assignments during her husband's tour of duty, this certificate of achievement, in recognition whereof and by the authority vested in us, is awarded to her. We are proud to record this conferred title in testimony of our great respect and boundless esteem for her outstanding ability and distinguished character! /s/Blondie Q.T. Pie XO's spouse           /s/Fluffy I.Z. Right CO's spouse