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How Combat Differs from Sex


How Combat Differs from Sex


  • Combat is harder and more dangerous than sex.

  • Combat lasts longer than sex.

  • Combat is more intense and ferocious than sexual attraction.

  • Combat is more emotional than mere romance.

  • The kind of mood you're in doesn't matter during combat.

  • A headache or upset tummy is never a good excuse not to battle.

  • Rough and miserable conditions are normal for combat.

  • Combat can happen anywhere, ready or not.

  • Combat can happen anytime of the day or night.

  • Combat can happen more than once, whether desired or not.

  • Sexual display in a combat zone can be fatal.

  • Getting dressed-up for combat isn't about looking pretty.

  • Combat smells are often malodorous.

  • Going out into combat is a death defying act, not an entertainment.

  • Hunkering down together in a combat zone isn't safe either.

  • Dining in a combat zone is not a sociable affair.

  • Combat rations are usually cold and greasy and meager.

  • Lambent glint and glitter attracts snipers, not lovers.

  • Bright lights in combat are typically flares or explosions.

  • Sounds are either too loud or too soft ... never musical.

  • The temperature in a combat zone is generally too hot or too cold.

  • A soft bed in combat is typically muddy and verminous.

  • Comfortable is a negative attitude that inhibits survivability in combat.

  • Relaxation in a combat zone invites disaster.

  • Distraction and inattention in combat is lethal, not just rude.

  • Nightmares are the combat equivalent of post-coital musings.

  • Gentle rain in a combat zone doesn't inspire a poetic or loving mood.

  • All nearby objects are tactical, not stylish.

  • Booby-traps and minefields are real, not figurative or symbolic.

  • If small arms don't get the job done in combat, you can always escalate to the big guns.

  • Firepower proves that size really does matter.

  • Airborne and flanking maneuvers are not kinky sexual variations.

  • There's no warm and fuzzy feeling of satisfaction when combat is over.






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