How Combat Differs from Sex
How Combat Differs from Sex
- Combat is harder and more dangerous than sex.
- Combat lasts longer than sex.
- Combat is more intense and ferocious than sexual attraction.
- Combat is more emotional than mere romance.
- The kind of mood you're in doesn't matter during combat.
- A headache or upset tummy is never a good excuse not to
battle.
- Rough and miserable conditions are normal for combat.
- Combat can happen anywhere, ready or not.
- Combat can happen anytime of the day or night.
- Combat can happen more than once, whether desired or not.
- Sexual display in a combat zone can be fatal.
- Getting dressed-up for combat isn't about looking pretty.
- Combat smells are often malodorous.
- Going out into combat is a death defying act, not an
entertainment.
- Hunkering down together in a combat zone isn't safe either.
- Dining in a combat zone is not a sociable affair.
- Combat rations are usually cold and greasy and meager.
- Lambent glint and glitter attracts snipers, not lovers.
- Bright lights in combat are typically flares or explosions.
- Sounds are either too loud or too soft ... never musical.
- The temperature in a combat zone is generally too hot or too
cold.
- A soft bed in combat is typically muddy and verminous.
- Comfortable is a negative attitude that inhibits
survivability in combat.
- Relaxation in a combat zone invites disaster.
- Distraction and inattention in combat is lethal, not just
rude.
- Nightmares are the combat equivalent of post-coital
musings.
- Gentle rain in a combat zone doesn't inspire a poetic or
loving mood.
- All nearby objects are tactical, not stylish.
- Booby-traps and minefields are real, not figurative or
symbolic.
- If small arms don't get the job done in combat, you
can always escalate to the big guns.
- Firepower proves that size really does matter.
- Airborne and flanking maneuvers are not kinky sexual
variations.
- There's no warm and fuzzy feeling of satisfaction
when combat is over.
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