United States Armed Forces
B L A S T O R A M A
stunning, splendiferous, spectacular
Sound and Light Show
gunships, missiles, fighters, artillery, machineguns,
bombers, tanks, naval gunfire, rockets, mortars,
torpedoes, grenades, mines, small arms,
and even death-defying medevacs!
... in brilliant colors and unpredictable patterns
with overwhelming noise!
It's so exciting that you'll want to
scream and cry and run for cover!
This awesome and astonishing display sold out in
Ypres, Belleau Wood, Guadalcanal, Normandy, Dresden,
Anzio, Hiroshima, Inchon, Hue, Mogadishu, Kabul, Baghdad,
and ... coming soon to a neighborhood near you!
It's the thrill of a lifetime!
WARNING: sometimes attendance is involuntary;
members of the audience may be permanently injured or killed.